Make Cardinals Great Again

For most of the last 130 years, it’s been pretty fun to be a St. Louis Cardinals fan. 11 World Series titles, 19 NL pennants, and 15 playoff appearances since 2000 are among the proudest traditions in baseball, and unrivaled by any team in a mid-sized city. The team’s greatness is rewarded by Cardinal Nation - a massive national fan base, dominant across multiple states, outsized home attendance, and regional and traveling fans who often create a home field advantage on the road.


Things have been less fun lately. After two straight wild card losses, 2023 made the Mike Shildt era feel like a dynasty. For the first time in a generation, the Cardinals need to rebuild. Will they bother? This year’s travesty was good for #4 in MLB attendance, ahead of 104-win Atlanta!

The 2023 MLB St. Louis Cardinals season was tragic.

Cardinal Nation may be loyal, but we’re not stupid. We don’t all agree on politics, but we can agree that the team isn’t great anymore. We’ve made a multi-billion dollar business, and they need to deliver competence, talent, excitement, and championships. Instead of dropping $50 for another identical hat, save some money, have a laugh, and send a message!

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